[SlightOfTongue]

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"See that group of trees about 265 yards away? Those are the trees I was telling you about. I drove over them, onto the green and the ball dropped in the hole for a hole-in-one on this par 4 hole! Now I can't imagine anybody ever doing that! That's a double-eagle, too! I was playing by myself, though that day. But you believe me, don't you?"

[Benrand]

No, I think he's saying something like. "See that, she's a little monkey woman, lean, mean and not to far between...I think Ah got a salamah I gotta hide."

[MoralSense]

"See that group of trees about 265 yards away? Those are the trees I was telling you about. I drove over them, onto the green and the ball dropped in the hole for a hole-in-one on this par 4 hole! Now I can't imagine anybody ever doing that! That's a double-eagle, too! I was playing by myself, though that day. But you believe me, don't you?"

That's funny, and very true to life. But here's something for Masters junkies that's actually true. During a practice round, Hank Kuehne, guided as to direction by an old-timer who pointed out which trees to carry, actually drove the thirteenth green from the tee a few years back.