[RightWingAtheist]

I tried that, and he just slapped himself across the forehead. Then I tried "Eat at KFC," and he just walked up to the camera, and raised his fist at me. Pretty scary. When I typed in "get naked" he wagged his finger at me, and when I typed in "recite Gettysburg Address" he stood up on the couch.

[threat matrix]

lol, Recite Gettysburgh Address..