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I LIVE BY A CODE
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Posted on 04/19/2004 6:09:19 PM PDT by ExSoldier

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To: ExSoldier
BTTT!
41 posted on 04/19/2004 7:50:28 PM PDT by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: StarCMC
This got emailed to me a few weeks ago, and I never posted it.

A real Retro would've done it same day, I suppose...
42 posted on 04/19/2004 7:53:23 PM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: mylife
thought you would enjoy this!
43 posted on 04/19/2004 7:55:20 PM PDT by ozaukeemom (Nuke the ACLU and their snivel rights!)
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To: Old Sarge
LOL!! So what are you saying -- are you semi-retro! He he he!! HUGS!
44 posted on 04/19/2004 7:56:01 PM PDT by StarCMC (Kalen is home!!! Kalen is home!!! Thank you for all your prayers and support!!)
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To: ExSoldier
IMHO......Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.........

Great little thread ES ! Clearly your a dues paying member of the Carnivore Club !

Stay safe !

45 posted on 04/19/2004 7:58:06 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Viagra???????

What the heck do we need viagra for???

I've been asked if I'm on it but I sure the heck don't need it.
46 posted on 04/19/2004 9:11:44 PM PDT by Shooter 2.5 (Vote a Straight Republican Ballot. Rid the country of dems.)
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To: ExSoldier
...A Retrosexual owns, at most, three pairs of shoes.
47 posted on 04/19/2004 9:28:07 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: BlazingArizona
"...A Retrosexual owns, at most, three pairs of shoes."

Not including Cowboy boots (work, fancy, exotic, etc) and Combat/Jungle/Desert boots for hunting whatever....

48 posted on 04/19/2004 10:00:22 PM PDT by ExSoldier (When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic.)
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To: ExSoldier; humblegunner
A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

Great post ExSoldier...there's more than a few here that can relate to this one...

49 posted on 04/19/2004 10:00:52 PM PDT by in the Arena ("rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.” ~ Orwell)
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To: ExSoldier
ROFLOL!great post
50 posted on 04/19/2004 10:04:45 PM PDT by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
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To: ExSoldier
Good job
51 posted on 04/19/2004 10:14:06 PM PDT by antaresequity (Miserable failure = http://www.michaelmoore.com/)
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To: John Galt's cousin
You guys sound like you are, or have been, Scouts.

I thought you said Scotts?

52 posted on 04/19/2004 10:16:23 PM PDT by antaresequity (Miserable failure = http://www.michaelmoore.com/)
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To: ExSoldier
A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major re-invention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little wuss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

If she was worth it, she wouldn't want you to become a froo-froo little wuss, she would have been looking for a Retrosexual man.

53 posted on 04/19/2004 10:24:07 PM PDT by El Gato (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
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To: esopman
2. You can operate and repair a chain saw, and, yes, threaten your daughter's (former) punk boy friend with it.

A chain saw hardly seems the right tool for that job. "Cleaning" your 12 guage pump in the living room when the scum comes to pick her up, now that's the way to go. Did that once for the older daughter, should have done it for the younger one at least once, maybe twice.

54 posted on 04/19/2004 10:33:00 PM PDT by El Gato (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
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To: ExSoldier
This is a good read, but it's way too complicated of a Code for me to live by. I'm far too much of a benighted, uncouth, unsophisticated, barbarian redneck to keep up with all that.

My code is very simple: Offend Liberals. I find that as long as whatever I do offends liberals, I'm OK.

55 posted on 04/20/2004 12:39:58 AM PDT by fire_eye (Leftists all look the same through an ACOG.)
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To: El Gato
A running chainsaw works wonders.. Let Grandma clean her side by side..... Really intimidates them. She can handle the 'light work'... :)
56 posted on 04/20/2004 12:48:56 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (Mischief! Thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt. (Othello))
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To: ExSoldier
bump and bookmark AND I'm stealing this and putting it on my about page (once I get some sleep)
57 posted on 04/20/2004 3:23:58 AM PDT by King Prout (poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
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To: MEG33; tiamat; Xenalyte; 4mycountry; cyborg; mhking; MeekOneGOP; little jeremiah; ...
hear, hear!
58 posted on 04/20/2004 3:25:32 AM PDT by King Prout (poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
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To: Alberta's Child
I live by a code, too. I play hockey three times a week, and when I come across a real Clymer (in hockey and in life) I'm prepared to smack him down so hard that his clothes are out of style when he gets back up again.

Hit somebody!

59 posted on 04/20/2004 3:35:16 AM PDT by archy (The darkness will come. It will find you,and it will scare you like you've never been scared before.)
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To: ExSoldier
Well, I guess I ain't a retrosexual man: I got stuck in my Scout when we got 4' of snow in 36 hours and the plows couldn't get through, I have a few rooms I'd like Norm Abram's (liberal or not, that man is a GREAT carpenter) input on, I consider breach of contract just that, and I always end up with tears rolling down my face when I hear Charlotte Church sing.
60 posted on 04/20/2004 3:45:58 AM PDT by Don W (If Mecca and Medina were vapourized, would radical Islamists "Get The Message"?)
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