Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)

4/21/2004 | Jaysun

[Quix]

Maybe he's not oriental enough and maybe it wouldn't fit your group or personalities,

but IF there's someone good at it in your group and with enough emotional access to him to risk it--a shoulder, neck or even back massage might be a therapeutic bridge.

I SUPPOSE

the group COULD RISK a buddy on each arm and leg, hands, feet REALLY working his muscles over in a massive raucus group effort nonverbally communicating caring until he relaxed and let you emotionally in again. But it would be risky. Hard to know if either side could pull it off. Initial protestations might not be a good clue.

There's likely to be some window of opportunity wherein it would be optimum to break through his wounded state and draw him in again. Not wise to try and break through too sooon but less than wise to let the negatives get tooooo set-up like concrete, too.

Just my 2 cents worth. On scene wisdom is likely best.

[LTCJ]

cornstarch works even better after you decant about a quart of warm rendered lard onto the hair

Can I get a spoon with that?

[Quix]

I don't think I'd WANT to write a book about such situations.

I DON'T WANT to remember some of them. Some walks down some memory lanes are best left with the merciful distortions of the mangled preferences for rosey nostalgia.

But this one seems to be one of the more benign sorts.

[Quix]

Dare we ask . . .

what were a group of men doing in the woods with 2 maxi pads?

Sounds like more of a story than one line worth! May as well share the goodies--this is a thread for it if there ever was one!

[proud American in Canada]

"You better load pictures"

I want to see some too! LOL

[Quix]

Not treated a buddy like a lab rat in a valliant-vain effort to HELP the poor victim?

AND MISS ALL THE FUN! What kind of man's outing would THAT be!

He'd have REALLY thought you didn't love him THEN!

At least this way, he has a story for his grandkids as well as a somewhat convoluted experiential awareness that you guys wen to some . . . . idiotic . . . . . lengths to show your caring!

Personally, I think he should have worn the hair as uhhhh

an orange badge of valour

and a testimony of

group caring and brotherhood . . .

errr . . . group callousness and cheekiness . . .

errr . . . group creativity and inventiveness . . .

errr . . . group audacity and flambouyance . . .

errr . . . group compassion and resourcefulness . . . however mangled and ill-advised

. . .

[ILBBACH]

I think in the near future, your B-i-L will thank you for releasing him from the hideous comb-over. (Although I will say that I think my boyfriend's is charming!)

Please include me on the one time ping!!!!

[jdontom]

Bump to see the Pictures...BTW my girlfriend is asking about the shower pictures...

[Quix]

There we go again . . . follicles . . .

Seems like a group of men just can't avoid racy! [/joke]

[gieriscm]

Ok, these guys are at camp in the middle of nowhere. So you know they've got to have some guns with them right? At least, I hope they do, being good Freepers and all. So... I can't beleive that no one's suggested Hoppes, CLP, or Ed's Red yet... and they'll clean anything! :)

[King Prout]

"SPOON!"

[Quix]

Thanks.

[archy]

Sounds like somebody has just earned himself the nicknime *Skippy* for the rest of all time....

Get him some of this stuff. Any brand. Try an auto parts store or automotive department of a department store.

And now, a little something from the Marathons:

Well there's a food goin round that's a sticky sticky goo
(Peanut, Peanut Butter)
Oh well it tastes so good but it's so hard to chew
(Peanut, Peanut Butter)
All my friends tell me that they dig it the most
(Peanut, Peanut Butter)
Early in the morning when they spread it on toast
(Peanut, Peanut Butter)
I like peanut butter, creamy peanut butter,
chunky peanut butter too.
Peanut, Peanut butter,
Peanut, Peanut butter,
Peanut, Peanut butter,
I like peanut butter, creamy peanut butter,
chunky peanut butter too.
Well I went to a dinner and what did they eat,
(Peanut, Peanut Butter)
I took a big bite and it stuck to my teeth,
(Peanut, Peanut Butter)
Now everybody look like they got the mumps
(Peanut, Peanut Butter)
Eatin peanut butter in-a great big hunks
(Peanut, Peanut Butter)
I like peanut butter,
creamy peanut butter,
chunky peanut butter too.
I like peanut butter,
creamy peanut butter,
chunky peanut butter too.

[BCR #226]

Skippy...BWAHAHAAHAHAHA

Self ping for when I need a good laugh.

Mike

[scott7278]

 

Check it out!  No more combover...the chicks dig it, ya?

[Esther Ruth]

"Olive oil with 12 crushed garlic gloves, rubbed onto the head and then wrap with duck tape for 12 hours. Oregeno and basil are optional. Any color duck tape will do."

You are right, I am sorry I left the kitty litter out! And I realized it is best to saute the olive oil and garlic and then add the kitty litter into the saute pan - this will turn into a nice paste and duck tape won't be necessary. If no saute pan is available, the kitty litter can just be put under the arm pits while the oil and garlic go on the peanut butter.

[Quix]

LOL!

As a very young tyke, I asked an older cousin what the hairs under his arms were.

His typically him answer:

Horse Feathers.

[4mycountry]

This thread is too funny!

Poor ol' dude. Give him my sympathies, and tell him that we're laughing with him, not at him. :}

[luckystarmom]

Get a good conditioner and some detangler. Use the conditioner, and afterward spray the detangler on and carefully comb the hair starting with a wide comb and then go to a fine comb.

If that doesn't work, then cut it out.

[Jaysun]

but IF there's someone good at it in your group and with enough emotional access to him to risk it--a shoulder, neck or even back massage might be a therapeutic bridge.

That's absolutely out of the question. The only time we touch each other is if it is:
A) On accident while passing each other in the hall.
B) When we're trying to inflict bodily harm (for fun or otherwise) on each other.

I couldn't even imagine it. It would be akin to asking Rummy to massage someone's feet - it just doesn't fit.

Now that we've established that there will be absolutely no touching (except for punches) I will say that if you really think that it would extremely helpful, we might consider sending him to a some parlor or maybe see if we could talk them into coming out here.