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THE LIBERALS SECOND AMENDMENT:

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms [for hunting purposes only as long as said arms do not fall into the classification of assault weapons, said arms to be described as those with pistol grips and/or bayonet lugs, and as long as said arms fire a powderless projectile no larger than an English pea at a rate of fire of less than one round every quarter hour and have a muzzle velocity of less than 20 feet per second and a range of not greater than five feet, and as long as said arms will not be used to kill or injure another person, and as long as said arms are registered with the federal government which can confiscate those said arms at any time it feels these stipulations are being ignored] shall not be infringed."