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Boys charged with making sausage bomb
The Washington Times ^
| 4/27/04
| UPI
Posted on 04/27/2004 5:33:54 PM PDT by Willie Green
Fort Myers, FL, Apr. 27 (UPI) -- Two teens face charges of making a bomb out of a bottle of homemade napalm wrapped in kielbasa sausage, the Fort Myers News-Press reported Tuesday.
Lee County sheriff's spokeswoman Ileana LiMarzi said, "Everybody laughs when they call me about this," but she said bomb squad members weren't laughing when they had to disarm it.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: germanyorflorida; homelandsecurity; kielbasa; sausage
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To: martin_fierro; xsmommy
ping
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posted on
04/27/2004 5:34:28 PM PDT
by
Willie Green
(Go Pat Go!!!)
To: Willie Green
Talk about a real gut bomb...
3
posted on
04/27/2004 5:35:24 PM PDT
by
Lucky Dog
To: Willie Green
I love it, lol, I read this on FR, via Washington Times and it's about my county, lol!
4
posted on
04/27/2004 5:37:48 PM PDT
by
Flipyaforreal
(Non sembra mai arduo cio che si fa volontariamente. Bush in '04.)
To: Willie Green
Sounds like these two boys are a couple of weenies.
To: Willie Green
Heck, they shouldn't get charged for this. They should get a MacGyver Award .. and a CIA Scholarship!
6
posted on
04/27/2004 5:41:24 PM PDT
by
AntiGuv
(When the countdown hits zero - something's gonna happen..)
To: Lucky Dog
The two teens were just a couple 'brats. I doubt there will be any links to other criminal activity. I hope they're not judged andouille harshly, but I do believe the police should still give them a good grilling.
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posted on
04/27/2004 5:41:47 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: Willie Green
Sausage bombs! That's just what we need over in Iraq.
Heh, heh.
To: Willie Green
bomb squad members weren't laughing when they had to disarm it. "Bring in the big buns. We're going in."
To: xsmommy; Ciexyz
Sounds like them lil jagoffs were tryin' to duplicate my granma's recipe for hunky hand grenades 'nat.
What wazzit gramma called 'em??? Oh, yeah... golabkis!
10
posted on
04/27/2004 5:47:45 PM PDT
by
Willie Green
(That's stuffed cabbage for the rest of yinz.)
To: Joe 6-pack
They found some weaknesses intestine the system. The wurst thing they could have done. (Hey, best use of andouille in a sentence I have seen in a long time.)
11
posted on
04/27/2004 5:48:44 PM PDT
by
speedy
(Tagline for demonstration purposes only. Not for internal consumption.)
To: Willie Green
Deputies said the boys used the sausage because they thought it was funny. You know what? They were right!
A casing bomb casing.
12
posted on
04/27/2004 5:50:25 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Clinton, advised by Dick Clarke, did nothing. - Ann Coulter 4/1/04, How 9-11 Happened)
To: speedy
I never sausage awful puns....
13
posted on
04/27/2004 5:51:11 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: Joe 6-pack
The wurst is yet to come.
14
posted on
04/27/2004 5:51:36 PM PDT
by
bwteim
(Begin With The End In Mind)
To: bwteim
what a bunch of brats
15
posted on
04/27/2004 6:04:06 PM PDT
by
rocky88
("It's goin to be the summer of George! (W. Bush, that is!)")
To: Joe 6-pack
"I never sausage awful puns...."
You're being brutally frank, but I relish the idea because you are really on a roll, and I can never ketchup with you.
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posted on
04/27/2004 6:04:15 PM PDT
by
speedy
(Tagline for demonstration purposes only. Not for internal consumption.)
To: John Robinson
My apologies to you.
I have an awful feeling in my gut that posting this thread just HAD to have something to do with making the server go down.
I feel so ashamed. I shoulda known better than to post a kielbasa thread.
Kielbasa is powerful stuff, and I handled it carelessly.
Please forgive me.
To: Willie Green
Keilbasa. It's not just for dinner.
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Don't arrest 'em! Recruit them! Send 'em to Iraq! A kielbasa bomb is exactly what we need in Fallujah!
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
19
posted on
04/27/2004 9:09:38 PM PDT
by
mhking
(You all have my eternal gratitude and prayers of thanks. God bless you all.)
To: Willie Green
LOL!!!!!
20
posted on
04/27/2004 9:10:22 PM PDT
by
cyborg
To: Willie Green
And I thought White Castles were bad.
21
posted on
04/27/2004 9:12:31 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
To: John Robinson
It's not just for dinner.Of course not.
Together with a six-pack of beer and some pickled eggs, it makes for a well-balanced meal that can be enjoyed anytime of day.
To: Willie Green
Sounds like a real blast.
To: Joe 6-pack
police should still give them a good grilling. I hope they get the wurst punishment...
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posted on
04/27/2004 9:24:50 PM PDT
by
in the Arena
("rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.” ~ Orwell)
To: Willie Green
"What kind of man wears Armour hot dogs?"
25
posted on
04/27/2004 9:32:04 PM PDT
by
Igraine
To: Willie Green
"Arafatties - they plump when you light the fuse!"
To: Joe 6-pack
"but I do believe the police should still give them a good grilling."
Lets not rake them over the coals!
27
posted on
04/27/2004 9:59:45 PM PDT
by
Yehuda
(http://PostNineEleven.blogspot.com/)
To: BlazingArizona
OK. OK. Stop it! I'm laughing so hard I'm splitting! We gotta get back on an even kiel -- basa with a stick of dynamite in its mouth, now THAT's a bomb.
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posted on
04/27/2004 10:00:50 PM PDT
by
Migraine
(my grain is pretty straight today)
To: Willie Green
29
posted on
04/27/2004 10:07:04 PM PDT
by
Rocky
(To the 9/11 Commission: It was Al Qaeda, stupid!)
To: Rocky
30
posted on
04/27/2004 11:07:16 PM PDT
by
Willie Green
(Go Pat Go!!!)
To: Willie Green
" Together with a six-pack of beer and some pickled eggs, it makes for a well-balanced meal that can be enjoyed anytime
of day."
And for days after!
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posted on
04/27/2004 11:14:29 PM PDT
by
Yehuda
(http://PostNineEleven.blogspot.com/)
To: Willie Green
Wasn't this a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon?
To: Willie Green
A different kind of sausage bomb:
To: 2Trievers; albee; annyokie; Augustus McCrae; Bloody Sam Roberts; Born Conservative; BraveMan; ...
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posted on
04/27/2004 11:53:21 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
("I actually threw away my medals - before I didn't" -- J Effin' K)
To: Willie Green
if I eat a white castle, will I be charged with eating a gut-bomb?
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posted on
04/28/2004 12:40:37 AM PDT
by
isom35
To: Willie Green
From the article you referenced: "Using a new technology, the salami is formed from raw marine ingredients and flavourings."
I can't think of very many things which are more disgusting. I don't think I am going to eat for a week.
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posted on
04/28/2004 12:45:13 AM PDT
by
Rocky
(To the 9/11 Commission: It was Al Qaeda, stupid!)
To: martin_fierro
If you formulated the minimal amount of napalm required to cook one field ration of pork sausage in it's own packaging, add 2 self-semi-freezing beer cans invented a couple years back, together with condiment and bun, you have an instant tailgate party ready for overseas shipping!
<|:-)~~
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posted on
04/28/2004 1:33:16 AM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(Mr. Ed and Wilbur's wife had a kid named John..)
To: Willie Green
These kids will walk. The jury will probably laugh so hard during the trial they'll have to be found in contempt themselves.
38
posted on
04/28/2004 4:34:54 AM PDT
by
festus
To: martin_fierro
Somebody set us up the kielbasa!
39
posted on
04/28/2004 5:50:02 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
To: Willie Green; martin_fierro; mikrofon
Who ya gonna call?
. . . Randall Simon, Sausage Squad
To: speedy
"I can never ketchup with you." That's a bunch of baloney. I didn't mean to abruzzo your pride....you really shouldn't put yourself through the meat-grinder over this. I thought your puns were some real bangers.
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posted on
04/28/2004 6:37:55 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: Willie Green
Our family has a special: Polish Eggs
thinly slice the polish sausage, sautee the slices with diced onion.
Add eggs, well beaten, cook as scrambled eggs...
Yummy!!
To: Willie Green
To: isom35
You definitely will if you eat at Chili's
To: Rocky
I can't think of very many things which are more disgusting. I don't think I am going to eat for a week.If the Norwegians are adapting traditional sausage recipes, my hunch is that they're utilizing tuna byproducts such as dolphin-snouts and sea turtle tails.
To: Charles Henrickson
"Somebody set us up the kielbasa!LOL! You win!
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posted on
04/28/2004 9:06:24 AM PDT
by
Grammy
To: Joe 6-pack
I have mustard all of my remaining strength, but I can not meat your challenge. I have no beef with what you say.
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posted on
04/28/2004 1:56:22 PM PDT
by
speedy
(Tagline for demonstration purposes only. Not for internal consumption.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Rock the kielbasa! Rock the kielbasa!
To: Willie Green
The sausage part is funny, but the bomb squad guys are right. They left the bomb unattended and someone could have been nearby when it went off. Glass and metal shrapnel and fire is not funny. Sounds like the teens were stupid and ignorant, too bad they're facing a serious felont charge. The sausage indicates a lesser charge and a firm lecture would do fine.
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posted on
04/28/2004 2:15:45 PM PDT
by
spunkets
To: rocky88; Joe 6-pack
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posted on
04/28/2004 5:52:57 PM PDT
by
bwteim
(Begin With The End In Mind)
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