[jerod]

His wife has a half a billion dollars and he gets $1,000 hair cuts. Surely this fool must have paid some big money for advice already. It's obviously just not working.

If there's a new Munster's movie being made, he'll have the first offer for the lurch character. Other than that, the only thing Kerry is going to get our of this election is a big LOOSER tag stuck on his overly large forehead.

[goldstategop]

Let's just say this guy looks like he ought to be mounted in a wax museum.

[maryz]

Surely this fool must have paid some big money for advice already. It's obviously just not working.

From what I hear, he doesn't take advice. Old "Do you know who I am?" is way too smart for that.

[atomicpossum]

If there's a new Munster's movie being made, he'll have the first offer for the lurch character.

Sorry, my TV-addicted-generation brain can't resist pointing out that 'Lurch' was on 'The Addams Family,' though Kerry could be a passable Herman Munster, though only in still photographs....(Not a slam on you, BTW, jerod, just my own compulsive nature...)

[SendShaqtoIraq]

"If there's a new Munster's movie being made, he'll have the first offer for the lurch character"

Lurch is the Addams Family. :)

[AlexW]

"His wife has a half a billion dollars and he gets $1,000 hair cuts. Surely this fool must have paid some big money for advice already. It's obviously just not working"

We still do not know what it cost to fly in the fancy hair dresser...Kerry is such an out of touch MORON.
I don't see how the Demwits can continue with him on the ticket.