Part Butler & Part Buddy, Aide Keeps Kerry Running (NY Times interviews Kerry's Butler)

NY Times ^ | 4/28/04

[areafiftyone]

AAACK! Excuse me while I choke on a hairball!

[The G Man]

The ironic part is that the butler calls Kerry "Mr French"!

[Phantom Lord]

A few months ago, he inherited the candidate's 1984 Dodge 600 ES convertible

Yet just last week Kerry claimed to still own the Dodge 600.

[Iron Matron]

Kerrys BUTLER trying to humanize his boss and make him appear "thrifty" somehow, just like evryone else?

Right. Lets start again. Kerrys BUTLER says. . .

[dead]

Kerry: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Butler: I'll alert the media.
Kerry: Do you want to run my bath for me?
Butler: It's what I live for… Perhaps you would like me to wash your d*ck for you, you little sh*t.

[EllaMinnow]

Mr Mod, I just posted this article - if you can remove mine, please do.

My favorite line in this goldmine:

Imodium: "Traveler's best friend," Mr. Nicholson said.

Even with all that peanut butter, JFinK still needs Imodium? He really is full of it.

[Lancey Howard]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[NotQuiteCricket]

Mr. Nicholson swallowed a mini Krackle chocolate bar, smoked a couple of cigarettes, then washed down two nut-covered brownies with a Coke.

Yep, of my generation! X-er

[dead]

A social loner

For those of you out there in “flyover country,” that’s Times-speak for a “dork”.

[End Times Sentinel]

Admittedly, I only skimmed the headline, but John Kerry has AIDS?

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

Admittedly, I only skimmed the headline, but John Kerry has AIDS?

[socal_parrot]

"Stop slouching, later we'll get ice cream."

[socal_parrot]

in Iowa once, they shared a bathroom

Hey, you were right!

[Prov1322]

A social loner, he is happy with an aide half his age.

This statement prompts more questions than it answers...

[gubamyster]

Kerry and his butler pack peanut butter on trips together.

That's a little more than I'd like to know.

[Bommer]

The man who would be president takes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches — on whole wheat, strawberry jelly preferred to grape — twice a day on the campaign trail. He wears $15 reading glasses, off the rack at CVS.

...and pays $1000 for a haircut! Yep I believe this PR crap!

[hershey]

Gee, Botoxboy is just a regular guy despite stalking and marrying Lovie Heinz-Kerry for her $700 mill. I bet he goes bowling on weekends, too.

[sarasota]

An Arthur moment. Gotta love it.

[mountaineer]

Even with all that peanut butter, JFinK still needs Imodium?

PB&J - when people are watching. The rest of the time, it's "Where's my Beluga and Cristal, dammit?!?! You just can't get good help anymore."

[dead]

The fact that the butler is a six-foot-eight man Kerry met when he bought windsurfing equipment from him only adds to those questions.

"Here's the sail, lavender, and here's the board, chartreuse. Will there be anything else?"
"How much for the salesman? I get so lonely at times ..."

[Howlin]

"Good luck in prison."