[areafiftyone]

AAACK! Excuse me while I choke on a hairball!

[The G Man]

The ironic part is that the butler calls Kerry "Mr French"!

[Phantom Lord]

A few months ago, he inherited the candidate's 1984 Dodge 600 ES convertible

Yet just last week Kerry claimed to still own the Dodge 600.

[Iron Matron]

Kerrys BUTLER trying to humanize his boss and make him appear "thrifty" somehow, just like evryone else?

Right. Lets start again. Kerrys BUTLER says. . .

[dead]

Kerry: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Butler: I'll alert the media.
Kerry: Do you want to run my bath for me?
Butler: It's what I live for… Perhaps you would like me to wash your d*ck for you, you little sh*t.

[EllaMinnow]

Mr Mod, I just posted this article - if you can remove mine, please do.

My favorite line in this goldmine:

Imodium: "Traveler's best friend," Mr. Nicholson said.

Even with all that peanut butter, JFinK still needs Imodium? He really is full of it.

[NotQuiteCricket]

Mr. Nicholson swallowed a mini Krackle chocolate bar, smoked a couple of cigarettes, then washed down two nut-covered brownies with a Coke.

Yep, of my generation! X-er

[dead]

A social loner

For those of you out there in “flyover country,” that’s Times-speak for a “dork”.

[End Times Sentinel]

Admittedly, I only skimmed the headline, but John Kerry has AIDS?

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

Admittedly, I only skimmed the headline, but John Kerry has AIDS?

[Prov1322]

A social loner, he is happy with an aide half his age.

This statement prompts more questions than it answers...

[gubamyster]

Kerry and his butler pack peanut butter on trips together.

That's a little more than I'd like to know.

[Bommer]

The man who would be president takes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches — on whole wheat, strawberry jelly preferred to grape — twice a day on the campaign trail. He wears $15 reading glasses, off the rack at CVS.

...and pays $1000 for a haircut! Yep I believe this PR crap!

[hershey]

Gee, Botoxboy is just a regular guy despite stalking and marrying Lovie Heinz-Kerry for her $700 mill. I bet he goes bowling on weekends, too.

[Lokibob]

Ya know, I love to read how these other people live, even the opposition.

I'd bet President Bush's body man has similar stories, like his quirks and traits. Unfortunately, he is probably sworn to silence, and for good reason.

It is one of the reasons that I like to watch the "West Wing". Hate the politics, hate the left wing agenda, but love the inside stories of the power and how it is used.

Nixon's aide or chief of staff (his name escapes me right now) wrote a book about the running of the executive branch. It was fascinating.

[abner]

I can't believe how many people here on FR missed this:

MARVIN SMOKES!!!!!!!!!

Sheesh... FReepers are getting slow on the draw....

[hang 'em]

Did the author purposely leave out the fact that Lord Kerry's butler also changes the bandages on his war wounds daily?

[Tacis]

I'd like to see a roster of ALL the household staff in each of the Kerry/Heinz palaces! There would be an awful lot of , "Oh, those aren't my upstairs maids, they work for my wife."

I'd also like to know how many are illegal aliens. The other dems spent so much effort asking questions about Bush, they never bothered to ask the same questions about Golden Boy. Now, they are stuck with him!

[Gator113]

Well, now that I know about the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...I feel so at one with Him!!! This bonding could never have occurred, had I not read this beautiful piece.

I'll be back after a bit, but right now, I have to go find a place to puke!

[Izzy Dunne]

one of Mr. Gore's aides is engaged to his daughter.

I thought that was illegal.

[TheSpottedOwl]

That was for Mr. Kerry. Mr. Nicholson swallowed a mini Krackle chocolate bar, smoked a couple of cigarettes, then washed down two nut-covered brownies with a Coke.

Nice. The butler gets to forage for food out of vending machines.

[dighton]

Lurch's Lurch.