[areafiftyone]

AAACK! Excuse me while I choke on a hairball!

[ErnBatavia]

Before bedtime, he starts but rarely finishes movies like "Seabiscuit" and "The Blues Brothers" in his hotel suite

...then he switches to the hotel's "Channel 3" and gets some assistance in fantacising about Terayza, his homebound 65 year old bride.

[SamAdams76]

"Marvin takes care of everything," Milton Ferrell, a fund-raiser for Mr. Kerry in Florida, said as he introduced him to a donor at a reception that afternoon. "He's the reason Senator Kerry is here and alive."

What...does he keep his heart beating too? This is too much!

And when is Kerry going to pay this guy a "living wage?" For crying out loud, Kerry and his obnoxious wife are worth nearly a billion dollars and all they can scrape up for this poor guy is $45k a year?

Is this Kerry's idea of job creation? Making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the "beautiful people?"

[upchuck]

This is amazing!!

I met this guy in a bar not too long ago. We got to talking and he said his name was Marvin Nicholson. I asked what he did and he kinda lowered his eyes and his eyes and said very softly, "I'm John Kerry's number one buttboy and ace suckup."

Amazing! </sarcasm>

[upchuck]

This is amazing!!

I met this guy in a bar not too long ago. We got to talking and he said his name was Marvin Nicholson. I asked what he did and he kinda lowered his eyes and his eyes and said very softly, "I'm John Kerry's number one buttboy and ace suckup."

Amazing! </sarcasm>

[expatpat]

He keeps little black books filled with the names and numbers of people Mr. Kerry meets; dials many of his telephone calls; helps select his neckties and opening one-liners; collects gifts from well-wishers...... and, at night, often stays by his side until he is ready to go to sleep.

What's the fuss? Doesn't every Average Joe have a butler like this?

[mtntop3]

"When Mr. Kerry stays overnight at supporters' homes, it is Mr. Nicholson who accompanies him; in Iowa once, they shared a bathroom. When Mr. Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, joins him on the road, Mr. Nicholson's routine hardly changes."

Well, that says it all - doesn't it!! The French style, indeed...

"Total" bran-cereal...strawberry yogurt... peanut butter with eggs...the reader is left with a delineation of a perfectly fastidious - yuppie. (And no wonder that he finds it difficult to speak and impossible to smile - his choppers are stuck together...)

Is it any wonder that the lib's don't like those who like Texas barbecues?

[billhilly]

The essence of all this is a very abnormal human being is unable to care for himself.

[MEG33]

"Butler" story here.

[Texasforever]

Part BUTler & Part Buddy,=ButBuddy. That'll work.

[tdadams]

There is a pretty funny, and pretty whining, analysis of this article at The Daily Howler.

[tdadams]

I have one word for Mr. Nicholson: Smithers

[tdadams]

Draw you a bath, Sir??? Yes, Sir, right away. It would be my pleasure. Really.

[TC Rider]

..helps select his neckties and opening one-liners;

Gay

[Liz]

BTTT.....time to reread this.


Maybe Kerry's butler will make his seconding speech? LOL.