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DFU SONG: Gilligan's Island (Kerry the gigolo)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 4-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 04/29/2004 9:15:38 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - GILLIGAN'S ISLAND - scroll down to Television secion
Sit back my friends, and I'll tell a tale...a tale of Botox Boy
A gigolo like we've never seen...he's Teresa's toy
He pays a grand to get his locks trimmed...this ordinary man
And summertime in the Hamptons he will work on his tan...he works on his tan
He voted no but first voted yes...I guess we have that straight
Like Mondale so many years before, he's heading for his fate...he's heading for his fate
He's shown it as clearly as can be, he is an empty suit
Behind the scenes...the evil witch...when will she launch her attack?
She bides her time...and just when the time is right, she'll stab him in the back
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: botox; gigolo; hamptons; kerry; ordinaryman; tan; teresa; toy
To: Registered
Outstanding work that inspired this song --
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posted on
04/29/2004 9:18:10 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Gigolo you say?
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posted on
04/29/2004 9:19:27 PM PDT
by
Henchster
To: doug from upland
Thanks Doug, this is really cute.
I'm still thinking about 'flip flop, I was taking a 'hop', long about a Saturday night.......LOLOL
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posted on
04/29/2004 9:21:54 PM PDT
by
potlatch
( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
To: doug from upland
I can't decide if I like your lyrics or your toon best.
Both are fabulous and funny.
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posted on
04/29/2004 9:22:01 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
To: Henchster
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
ping
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:52:22 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: onyx
To clear up an misunderstanding, the graphic is from Registered.
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posted on
04/30/2004 10:03:01 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
OK, that does it.
I like the lyrics more. :)
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posted on
04/30/2004 10:31:21 AM PDT
by
onyx
(Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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