[Momaw Nadon]

FYI and discussion

[LibKill]

Quixx, over here!

This reminds me of the mysterious cattle mutillations of the 1970's.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Timeless classic ping...

[AntiGuv]

"What sort of weirdos have we got travelling in our neighbourhood?"

[billorites]

[WorkingClassFilth]

This is clearly an incidental case of meeting campaign logistics by the RAT's...

See, the thing is they're all vampires.

As they ramp up for elections, the need to feed their army of evil minions grows in proportion to the campaign workers they field. In off years, the average vampire RAT manages to feed itself with bugs, snakes and the odd wino in urban cesspools...but, every four years they mysteriously begin to congregate in writhing masses like mating worms and gestate a new champion to challenge truth, freedom and the path of light. The draining of blood from large mammals usually found in rural environs meets the physical needs of the vampire RAT army and is remote enough to maintain a fair degree of security in the concealment of their vast plan of evil.

Any other mysteries I can solve?

[Gunrunner2]

http://www.nidsci.org/

[ColoradoSlim]

That sort of thing has been going on here in Colorado for years. I always kinda liked the theory that it's evil government scientists testing for nuclear fallout from the 40's. 50's, 60's or testing their new medical technology. An animal with it's face down in the grass feeding all day is going to pick up whatever poisons are in the grass with it's lips, and tongue first, it will also concentrate poisons and genetic damage in it's reproductive system, but who the heck knows. I have a hunting buddy with a 40,000 acre spread down to south east Colorado. He's got a bunch of cattle and all his neighbors have a bunch too. I'll give him a call today or tonight and find out if there's been anything fishy going on lately. It'll give me an excuse to invite myself down for a prairie dog shoot. I'll post what he has to say later on this thread.

Oh and by the way for those who are squeamish about shooting prairie dogs, in an ecosystem out of balance, shooting prairie dogs that have infested (prairie dogs run amok, pasture land looking like moon scape) grazing land is more humane than poisoning which can kill other beneficial critters and predators.

[blackdog]

An animal that dies out on the open range goes thru some serious surgical banquet mutilation.

First, as it's dying from weakness, shock, tetnus, or from ingesting some noxious plant, the eagles, hawks, crows, and vultures will pluck out the eyeballs. Next, the eagles will start surgically removing strips of flesh from the hind quaters, shoulders and back. This offers the best meat while the animal is still alive and tasty. In cool weather this can go on for a week before actual death occurs.

Next, after death, the eagles and hawks leave. They only prefer fresh prarie sushi. Now come the coyotes, foxes, vultures, and badgers. First thing they go for are the entrails(innerds and intestines). And yes, they remove them from the back end first. It's like pulling out rope. You keep on pulling for hours. Every now and then, a bladder, stomach, liver or such accompanies the intestines. In the summer , this ends the party, since the meat is pretty foul by this point. It's left for the rats, maggots, and insects. The hair or fur will make nice nesting material for every bird, rabbit, or vermin for a mile around. In the winter, the coyotes and wolves will dine on the carcass for months between good fresh kills.

It's esay to conclude that anyone stumbling on natures buffet party might confuse it for some strange animal mutilation, especially around the time it's been surgically skinned in strips and either barely alive or just dead with half it's intestines pulled out in what might look like an anal probe gone Manson.

[MichiganCheese]

In an attempt to copy the Detroit Red Wings tradition of throwing an octopus on the ice, a Calgary Flames fan threw a cow tongue on the ice during game 4 Thursday night. Hmmm?

[AlbertWang]

Anyone else been reading about UFO's in Iran? Next big foot will be seen at Wal-Mart.

Has anyone heard the Big Foot Stories out of Whitehall, Montana? Seems that one may have been killed and covered up by the feds.......

[rotstan]

This is definitely alien activity! They've been doing this for decades at the very least.

[traumer]

"I'm not saying it's aliens ... a lot points towards aliens but there is no proof "

If it walks like a DUCK....

[Bluntpoint]

Just another stunt by TLBSHOW to impress Ann Coulter.

[MHGinTN]

"I'm not saying it's aliens ..." Better just hope these freaks don't switch from cows to people ... they are very sick individuals (and it would take more than one to commit this act as described ... truck or tractor tracks should be discernable).