[Liz]

ROTFL. Good one. Leno also quipped:

"Today’s my birthday. I got a lovely gift. Someone gave me the new John Kerry answering machine. The only problem is it doesn’t have a message."


" If Kerry is elected, Teresa will be the oldest First Lady ever to hold the title." But John doesn’t mind. " Teresa looks like a million bucks to me, " Kerry said. Jay added, "Make that 500 million bucks."

[terilyn]

HA! I also liked the line...If John Kerry is elected he can give the State of the Union Address...and the rebuttle!