[Callahan]

Why don't they just ask Babs to write a check?

Ever hear the story about zillionaire Streisand telling a waiter that she wouldn't be leaving a tip because she was paying with a gift certificate? Limo libs--ya gotta love'em.

[lowbridge]

Barbra Streisand dined at Arnie Morton's in BevHills with hubby James Brolin, and when the $180 bill came, the diva whipped out a crumpled, 1-year-old $100 discount coupon — then took a calculator from her purse and figured a 15 percent tip only on the $80 she had to cough up! That's right, folks — Ms. MultiMillionaire left a lousy $12 tip for the poor schleps who waited on her!

This is why she stays a millionaire.

[Phantom Lord]

One time in Vegas, Babs was playing blackjack. She was betting $5 a hand. She won a hand and forgot to pull back her winnings so her bet was $10. Before the dealer started dealing she noticed her mistake and exclaimed "What! Am I crazy!?" and pulled back $5.