[jonrick46]

It would be a twist of fate if the homicide bombers would find, upon entering Paridise, that their virgins all looked like Lynndie England and every one of them held a leather leash and said in unison, "Git down on youer hans and knees Boy! We're goin' ta make yew squeeeeel like a pig!!" The music that will be playing will be from the movie Deliverance.

[Armed Civilian]

It is actually worse