unfortunately, it's also true - nobody's found WMDs in Iraq.
Who said they are in Iraq.
Did you miss the news out of Jordan?
It's easy, here's how you do it.
Order Captain Abdul to take a platoon and drive a truck convoy with the WMDs and a bulldozer ten hours out into the desert. Let him pick a good spot. Tell him that others will be coming to check, and if the site is visible, he will be killed. He will do a very good job. Very, very good.
Tell Major Mohammed to set up a roadblock with a company to stop the traitor LT Abdul and his traitorous platoon when they come driving along. Order Major Mohammed to shoot Capt Abdul and his platoon, and bury them in the sand, and drive off the vehicles in the convoy and destroy them. Under Saddam's regime, Major Mohammed will obey this order, without question, to the letter.
Order Colonel Achmed to take his crack company of commandos and set up a roadblock, and intercept the traitor Major Mohammed and his gang of mutineers, and take them and shoot them all. The Colonel, under Saddam, will obey to the letter.
Now there is nobody on earth who knows what happened to Captain Abdul, his platoon, the convoy or the WMDs. Saddam himself couldn't find them.
It's really not complicated to do this, not if you're Saddam Hussein.