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To: Grampa Dave; blackie; All
$inator Hildebea$t

I am SO very bored with that woman!! Here ya go Dave, you'll like this.

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared.

Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said,

"Nope... Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So... What'll
it be?"

Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing peace in the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Gennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed,
"Jeez,Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she's mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That's what I want."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said,
"Let me see that map again."
138 posted on 05/09/2004 1:33:26 PM PDT by AuntB (Law Schools & Journalism schools are America's Madrassas.(aculeus) Jamie Gorelick is proof!)
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To: AuntB
Hi "B" how's it going?
144 posted on 05/09/2004 2:44:57 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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