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Posties stop deliveries because of danger cat
Ananova ^ | May 7th, 2004

Posted on 05/10/2004 8:39:45 AM PDT by presidio9

Postmen have stopped delivering to a house in Cranbrook, Kent, because of a dangerous cat.

They say their hands are being ripped to shreds by ginger tom Bat as they shove post through the cat flap.

The posties also claim the six-year-old moggie claws their legs with vicious swipes, The Sun reports.

The Royal Mail has now told Bat's owner Dan Coyne that it will suspend letter deliveries to his house until he takes action about his pet.

Dan said: "I can't believe they are scared of him."

But he admitted: "Bat is a bit of a psycho and has been known to launch himself at people.

"He gets very wound up by the postman and sits under the cat flap waiting for him.

"As the postie pushes the letters through, I've seen Bat try to swipe him with his claws.

"He was a rescue cat and is only little - but he does get stroppy."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: dangercat
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1 posted on 05/10/2004 8:39:45 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Does Bat normally wear headgear with horns?

-Eric

2 posted on 05/10/2004 8:41:49 AM PDT by E Rocc (It takes a village to raise a child. The village is Washington. You are the child. - PJ O'Rourke)
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To: presidio9
There's only one person who can take on a Danger Cat...

3 posted on 05/10/2004 8:42:43 AM PDT by TheBigB (My posts are full of ironic sarcasm. Or sarcastic irony. Whatever'll keep you from gettin' PO'd.)
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To: E Rocc
"No bat, no! That's the postman, not a DU troll!"
4 posted on 05/10/2004 8:43:58 AM PDT by Riley
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To: E Rocc
Does Bat normally wear headgear with horns?

If not, I think we have better recruit him quick


5 posted on 05/10/2004 8:44:10 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: presidio9
Here kitty, kitty. Now...fetch the M-80.
6 posted on 05/10/2004 8:44:26 AM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: presidio9; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; MeekOneGOP; TheBigB; Constitution Day; mhking; ctlpdad; ...
A retired VK, perhaps?
7 posted on 05/10/2004 8:45:23 AM PDT by 4mycountry ("Completely concretely" - - That's "the power of the 'Freeper'.")
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To: presidio9
The cat sense the posties fear, and acts upon it.
8 posted on 05/10/2004 8:45:26 AM PDT by ChevyZ28 (Most of us would rather be ruined by praise, than saved by criticism.)
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To: presidio9
Ahem, "moggie"?...."stroppy"?

I can hear Graham Chapman's voice in my head...

"Right! That's enough! This sketch is getting far too silly."

9 posted on 05/10/2004 8:45:42 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Election '04...It's going to be a bumpy ride,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø)
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To: presidio9
Posties stop deliveries because of danger cat

That's nuthin' - here at FR we've got a whole gaggle of danger kittens who stop trolls from posting.

10 posted on 05/10/2004 8:46:08 AM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
what's a "moggy?"
11 posted on 05/10/2004 8:47:53 AM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her genes.....any volunteers?)
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To: presidio9
B.A.T.

"Bad-Ass Tabby"

I gotcha, now...

12 posted on 05/10/2004 8:48:58 AM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: ken5050
what's a "moggy?"

I know what a "woggie" is...I can only guess that "moggie" is Cockney slang for 'cat'.

13 posted on 05/10/2004 8:52:40 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Election '04...It's going to be a bumpy ride,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø)
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To: presidio9
Is this anything like the attack of the killer rabbit?
14 posted on 05/10/2004 8:52:59 AM PDT by henderson field
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
I was thinking "mongrel"..but that's a dog..
15 posted on 05/10/2004 8:53:35 AM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her genes.....any volunteers?)
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To: PetroniDE; abner; sciencediet; MaggieMay; MS.BEHAVIN
Meow, meow.

Ping.
16 posted on 05/10/2004 8:54:01 AM PDT by Lucy Lake
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To: presidio9
I saw a photo of the cat in The Sun, it looks meaner than hell...

The Sun...

17 posted on 05/10/2004 8:55:14 AM PDT by Geronimo
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To: darkwing104
What do you mean? Some of our best VKs wear headgear with horns!

Lady Jag...formerly sciencediet

18 posted on 05/10/2004 8:56:31 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: presidio9
So the owner of the cat sees that the cat is waiting for the postman and sometimes swipes at the postman with his claws, and just allows it to continue?

What a jerk. Why is it so hard for people nowadays to just "be nice"?

19 posted on 05/10/2004 8:57:07 AM PDT by Dianna
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To: gathersnomoss
Here kitty, kitty. Now...fetch the M-80.

A 400fps .177 cal projectile gets them moving real good.

20 posted on 05/10/2004 8:58:23 AM PDT by rllngrk33 (Liberals are guilty of everything they accuse Conservatives of.)
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