[MagnoliaB]

"Mr. berg, I have a bridge ..."

I have recently thought about starting a business of selling different bridges across the country to extremist liberal wackos. I think it might be a lucrative venture.

[chainsaw]

"selling different bridges across the country"

You might have a good idea there. A liberal will buy anything.

[Marauder]

I think it might be a lucrative venture.

If you can convince them that buying the bridge would assure Bush's defeat in November, you'd be an overnight millionaire.