[Pylon]

So I'll need a deposit of $3500 to clear this whole matter up. Just send it via Western Union to Lowbridge Lagos, Nigeria

Just to be sure it is you, can you please take a picture of yourself wearing a thong on your head while talking into a six inch, spiked heel pump? I promise not to post it on the internet.

[lowbridge]

Just to be sure it is you, can you please take a picture of yourself wearing a thong on your head while talking into a six inch, spiked heel pump?

Geez....where am I gonna get a six inch spike heeled pump on such short notice?