To: TheBigB
One of my favorites is from my sister, a professional comedian. To be a Southern preacher, you must be able to pronounce the name of Jesus in 4 or more syllables.
44 posted on
05/18/2004 8:34:03 AM PDT by
phil1750
(Love like you've never been hurt;Dance like nobody's watching;PRAY like it's your last prayer)
To: phil1750
"One of my favorites is from my sister, a professional comedian. To be a Southern preacher, you must be able to pronounce the name of Jesus in 4 or more syllables.
"
Ja-eez'-us-a!
50 posted on
05/18/2004 8:35:19 AM PDT by
MineralMan
(godless atheist)
To: phil1750
"One of my favorites is from my sister, a professional comedian. To be a Southern preacher, you must be able to pronounce the name of Jesus in 4 or more syllables."
A long time ago there was a radio preacher named Oliver Green, from Greenville, SC.
He pronounced God "Go WAHH Odd".
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