Cokie Roberts, exactly. Rumor has it, Starsky and Hutch pick her up, then they pick up Bill Clinton, and the four of them drive around Norfolk Virginia shouting and yelling and throwing beer cans at passers-by. They've been doing this since they were teenagers.
Remember the lead guitar player for Iron Butterfly? He had refused to check in, and was about to give away trade secrets, when they came and got him. Jimmy Hoffa, same thing. Is there intelligent life in the universe? The answer is yes; but at an undisclosed location.