[TheBigB]

John Kerry: Gigolo.
Alexandra Kerry: Jiggle-O.

PING to the newly-created REPUBLICAN PARTY REPTILE Ping list, named after our spiritual founder, P.J. O'Rourke. What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is a creature of the eighties. It’s neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy, but sees no reason to conduct it while sober. The RPR believes in minimum government interference in private affairs—unless the government brings over extra girls and some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for—the conservative with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of depravity.

To be added or subtracted, just ask. :o)

[TheBigB]

It works better when I actually ping...*sigh*

[Malesherbes]

John Heinz must be spinning in his grave.

[Rummyfan]

“You must understand, dear Teresa, I love you madly but I cannot keep you in the style dear John did, so unless you’re prepared to live like me, searching and searching for a place to live, however uncomfortably, we should not keep seeing each other...” Or words to that effect.

And of course it worked. An $8 million Idaho chalet on five acres; a $12 million Nantucket waterfront beach house; a $6 million Washington, D.C. 23-room townhouse; a $14 million, 90 acre Pennsylvania colonial compound; and a $12 million Beacon Hill, Boston mansion just for starters. Not to mention the Gulfstream jet and other accessories those who were not born into them yearn for. Kerry’s lies, and they are almost Clintonesque, are very significant in the context of his lifestyle. He will do and say anything to get his way, to hell with principles and standards.

How true! I cannnot believe this 'man' is to be nominated for presidetn by one of our major parties in a time of war. That he is even receiving consideration shows how far the Dims have sunk.

[eureka!]

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[alloysteel]

The flip-flop gigolo. Neatly summarizes all our worst expections and most secret fears.

And you know, with judicious appliction of the flip-flop factor, it may be possiblefor John Kerry to just barely eke out a plurality on the vote in November.

Crawling over broken glass to the polls in November may not be the only hazard we face. The Manchurian candidate with zero remaining charisma suddenly becomes a sympathetic figure.

It is a cuffing nightmare.

[Snardius]

Porfirio Rubirosa

Is this some kind of Italian rib roast?