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'We were absolutely stunned when the read the submission, and couldn't believe that anybody could possibly entertain the idea of decriminalizing incest,' Alexander said Friday. 'It was just unbelievable.'"Whaaaatttttt??
Doesn't this guy realize there're only so many things one can do with an ordinary anus?
Damned insensitive of him, don'tcha y'all think?
Why *this* is really nothing more than a fine, textbook example of evolution.
...ain't that right, *professor*.
Y'know, this is going to open up a whole new greeting card niche.