[Luis Gonzalez]

First step: Drop "ebonics" from all curriculums.

[BushCountry]

Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my girlfriend rectum both.

Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "That watch israel".

Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.

Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.

Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

[Atlas Sneezed]

First step: Drop "ebonics" from all curriculums.

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It never was in any.

The scam in Oakland wasn't that they were teaching it, or using it to teach other things, they just wanted it to be qualified as a "second language" so that they could get double the per-pupil funding for those who spoke it, like they get double for those for whom Spanish is the first language, without competence in English.

It is about disability classfication, and big taxpayer bucks.

[hoot2]

"First step: Drop "ebonics" from all curriculums. "

is that underware on his head?