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Assault Charge Against Richard Simmons Dropped
Houston Chronicle ^
| May 26, 2004
| AP
Posted on 05/26/2004 7:48:39 AM PDT by Melpomene
PHOENIX — Richard Simmons won't be sweating it out in court.
An assault charge against the 55-year-old exercise guru has been dropped. He had been accused of slapping a six-foot-two, 250-pound ultimate cage fighter, allegedly in retaliation for a sarcastic remark.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: assault; cagefighter; exerciseguru; richardsimmons
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posted on
05/26/2004 7:48:40 AM PDT
by
Melpomene
To: Melpomene
He had been accused of slapping a six-foot-two, 250-pound ultimate cage fighterKitty has claws!
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posted on
05/26/2004 7:50:04 AM PDT
by
Puppage
To: Melpomene
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posted on
05/26/2004 7:50:30 AM PDT
by
BrooklynGOP
(www.logicandsanity.com)
To: Melpomene
Daddy's girl's been a baaaaaaad girl!
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posted on
05/26/2004 7:50:58 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Melpomene
The guy was an idiot for not decking Simmons and thinking the law would take care of it.
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posted on
05/26/2004 7:52:10 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Melpomene
You brute! You brute! You brute!
To: Melpomene
He had been accused of slapping a six-foot-two, 250-pound ultimate cage fighter, The assault charge has been dropped and replaced with a charge of studpidity and attempted cattiness.
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posted on
05/26/2004 7:53:48 AM PDT
by
ladtx
( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
To: Constitution Day
I think the funniest part of the story (not mentioned in the article) is that Richard Simmons hissed "It's not nice to make fun of people with issues!" right before he slapped the guy.
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posted on
05/26/2004 7:54:41 AM PDT
by
Melpomene
To: Melpomene
"It's not nice to make fun of people with issues!"Oh man, that is too much!
To: Melpomene
The assault charge has been dropped.
I can just hear Richard, done up like Barbra Streisand, blaring out the following
Everybody sing. Happy Days are here again! the dkies above are clear again!
To: Puppage
"When You're Thlapped,You'll Take It and LOVE it"!!!!!
To: Melpomene
Or is that, "Ith's not nithe to make fun of people with isthues!"
To: Melpomene
Vicious, you hit me with a flower!
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posted on
05/26/2004 8:12:12 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: AmericanChef
To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
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posted on
05/26/2004 8:13:05 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
(Why vote for Bush? Imagine Commander in Chief John F’in al-Qerry)
To: Melpomene
"It's not nice to make fun of people with issues!" Here's this century's why-can't-we-all-get-along phrase, folks!
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posted on
05/26/2004 8:14:41 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: Puppage
If you were an ultimate cage fighter why would you want anyone to know that you let Richard Simmons slap you, and then not doing anything back.
How embarrassing!
Not the kind of reputation you want!!
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posted on
05/26/2004 8:16:08 AM PDT
by
skyman
To: Melpomene
"It's not nice to make fun of people with tissues!"
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posted on
05/26/2004 8:19:12 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: skyman
If you were an ultimate cage fighterMaybe it was a gerbil cage?
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posted on
05/26/2004 8:19:43 AM PDT
by
Puppage
To: Melpomene
I can honestly say I never thought I'd see "Assault charge" and "Richard Simmons" in the same sentence.
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posted on
05/26/2004 8:22:16 AM PDT
by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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