[Verginius Rufus]

Kerry will not marry Chirac in a gay marriage ceremony...he has already married Howard Dean! That was revealed in a Bush campaign ad which Brit Hume showed at the end of his program a few days ago (courtesy of the Tonight Show).

[Recovering_Democrat]

Kerry will not marry Chirac in a gay marriage ceremony...he has already married Howard Dean! That was revealed in a Bush campaign ad which Brit Hume showed at the end of his program a few days ago (courtesy of the Tonight Show).

How dare you presume to tell John F-ing Kerry how many men he can marry?! How dare you say Marriage has to be between only two people?! They can form a multi-partner marriage, and claim each other as dependents on their tax form!

And while we're re-defining things, take a look at the children I am going to claim next tax season:

Some say they are just dogs, but dammit, they're like children to me! Society cannot define "child" as mere offspring of the same species...that is discrimination. I can define my children any way I choose.

[Inkie]

But since the Supreme Court has affirmed that you can marry anybody, this means you can also marry a bunch of people! Maybe they'll form a threesome.

[vaudine]

How do you know he can't marry Chirac just because he is married to Dean? Isn't there such a thing as a menage a trois(sp?)?

Besides, there is no controlling authority that says he can't in MA.

vaudine

[GadareneDemoniac]

kerry ain't gonna marry either one of them until he checks out their bank balances!!