Actually Seattle prides itself on its anti-American seditionus closed-mindedness and its hostility toward normal Americans. This is the land of Jim Baghdad McDermott, the famous traitor that Seattle sends to Congress, and the openly seditious Senator Patty Usama Mamma Murray.
Seattle speaks a foreign language called liberalese, which vaguely resembles the grade-school "opposites day" jokes. Its vocabulary and grammar resembles actual American English; however, the meanings of the words are altered. "Open-mindedness" in liberalese means "closed-minded hostility toward decency and country."
From my house in Seattle, it was far easier to find the Pro-Saddam bumper stickers than an American flag.