"They use the word "like" all the time. My beloved teenagers can't say a sentence without saying "like."
The sprouts around me have a similar problem! AND they, like, also like to say "go". Example: "Like, I go, 'Well, what did you expect', and he goes, 'Well, like, how was I supposed to, like, know?'
"So then, like he goes..."
You get, like the drift!
To President Bush's list, I would add something from a feminine point of view:
1. I seem to remember that my skin used to fit, but now...
LOL!! Old age is not for the faint of heart!
FOFLOL. Very good. Insert a "y'all" here and there and it sounds exactly like my nieces and nephews.