[martin_fierro]

Scare flares over fire retardant in polar bears

There's a limerick in here somewhere.

[Red Badger]

There once was a bear from Polare
Who had an affair with a flare,
He lit up the sky,
With a match he did fry,
And now he's the bear with no hair...........

[Rebelbase]

Maybe a hiku?

Polar bear attacks
uh-oh, Knife at a gun fight
Flamethrower useless

[martin_fierro]

At the North Pole when I was once there
was a glow most decidedly rare;
The details might bore ya
but it t'weren't no aurora:
Those Northern Lights came from a bear

[Sender]

There's a limerick in here somewhere.

Oh, there once was a bear white as snow,
With magnificent fur, don't you know.
He would sit on the porch,
Light his paw for a torch,
And read lots of good books by the glow.

But one day the polar bear found
He'd absorbed chemicals from the ground.
He kept flicking his BIC,
But the flame wouldn't stick,
Now he sits in the dark, makes no sound.

There's a lesson that's here to be learned,
Not one to be casually spurned.
Sometimes for an animal,
It pays to be flammable.
And the bear, though he's flameless, got burned.

[Larry Lucido]

I dare to care how a polar bear would fare during a solar flare.