States where it is Entirely Legal to have Sexual Intercourse with your Dog (No Bestiality statutes whatsoever):
Fact of the matter is, Bestiality is totally Legal in 23 of the 50 States.
Idiotic, but True.
This will persist until we embrace the Calvinist-Propertarian Ethic of Devolving Political Power to Small Communities of Property-Owners, who could then outlaw Bestiality within their local purview (Power to the Community! Power to the Local Property Owbners! Propertarianism Uber Alles!!).
Until that time, it's alternatively Perverted and Hilarious... but it ain't on my list of "Top 20 Things I'm Most Worried about".
I'm from Alabama. And it's grea for me to realize I live in state more civilized than Connecticut.
Uh. How do you know this? Do you travel a lot? :)