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An Arkansas school teacher who gave her students a fish-shaped water gun is under fire
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| 5-31-2004
| Scott Norvell
Posted on 06/03/2004 11:34:28 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: AnAmericanMother; Xenalyte; doodlelady
The funny thing is that the cats can't seem to connect me across the room with the water hitting them in the head. Oh mine totally know it's me. In fact if one or more of them are being bad and they see me reach for the garden sprayer, they immediately stop what they're doing. It's getting to the point where I don't have to spray them at all, just pick it up, which kind of takes the fun out of it. ;)
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posted on
06/03/2004 1:41:52 PM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Nothing is fool proof because fools are so ingenious.)
To: Bacon Man
Sounds like you need a concealed sprayer.
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posted on
06/03/2004 1:54:51 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: doodlelady
Give them both squirt-fish and see what happens.
Eeek... if it's Jerry Springer then I suppose the squirt-fish would have to be filled with something kinky and edible. Not a pretty picture LOL
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posted on
06/03/2004 1:59:45 PM PDT
by
Tamzee
(Kerry's just a gigolo, and everywhere he goes, people know the part he's playing...)
To: Xenalyte
Sounds like you need a concealed sprayer. Waiting for the paperwork to go through. ;)
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posted on
06/03/2004 2:01:18 PM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Nothing is fool proof because fools are so ingenious.)
To: Bacon Man
What's the waiting period on those? What kind of evaluation did you undergo, and how on earth did you pass it?
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posted on
06/03/2004 2:03:08 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: Auntbee
When I first read it I thought people were mad because the fish is an early symbol of the Christian Church and it was a religious question. Church and State?
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posted on
06/03/2004 2:05:37 PM PDT
by
Hollywoodghost
(Let he who would be free strike the first blow)
To: Tamsey
How 'bout chocolate?
Maybe not pretty, but so yummy, who could stay mad? :-)
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posted on
06/03/2004 2:05:51 PM PDT
by
b9
To: zencat
I thought the same thing!!! (Didn't want to admit that) :)
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posted on
06/03/2004 2:12:13 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
To: Xenalyte
What's the waiting period on those? What kind of evaluation did you undergo, and how on earth did you pass it? Oh There was no evaluation and no waiting period but it takes a really long time for the paperwork to go through because it's handled by a room full of monkeys on typewriters who spend half their time trying to crank out a Shakespearian masterpiece and the other half flinging poo.
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posted on
06/03/2004 2:41:56 PM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Nothing is fool proof because fools are so ingenious.)
To: Bacon Man
Eeeeew! Damn bureaucracy.
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posted on
06/03/2004 2:49:05 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in Africa amen.)
To: Xenalyte
I have a theory that's what really happens in Congress also. What you see on CSPAN is really a front.
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posted on
06/03/2004 2:58:31 PM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Nothing is fool proof because fools are so ingenious.)
To: Bacon Man
You might really be on to something there.
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:04:05 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in Africa amen.)
To: Cagey
Rogers, AR -- that is supposed to be among the more enlightened small towns up in the "Land of Opportunity."
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posted on
06/03/2004 3:13:59 PM PDT
by
Theodore R.
(When will they ever learn?)
To: Cagey
Now come on, confess! This is really from "The Onion", isn't it? :)
To: Theodore R.
Thanks for the kind words about my home town...yes, we are pretty advanced here...I can vouch for the accuracy of this story...it really DID happen.
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posted on
06/03/2004 4:51:52 PM PDT
by
mozarky2
(Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist.)
To: reformed_democrat
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posted on
06/03/2004 5:22:43 PM PDT
by
Boxsford
To: Diddle E. Squat
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posted on
06/03/2004 8:40:05 PM PDT
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
To: Happy2BMe
No. Roger Miller("King of the Road") wrote them for the "Big River" Broadway show.
To: Diddle E. Squat
Well dang me, just take a rope and hang me then.
:~)
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posted on
06/03/2004 9:14:16 PM PDT
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
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