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To: GovernmentShrinker

or perhaps she regrets she didn't use a fish to beat the man


14 posted on 06/03/2004 11:41:35 AM PDT by Boxsford
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To: Boxsford
"Beat a man with a fish
and he's only bruised for one day.

Beat a man with a fishing pole
and the bruises last a week."

Or something like that.

17 posted on 06/03/2004 11:46:11 AM PDT by reformed_democrat
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To: Boxsford; Constitution Day; dighton; aculeus; general_re; L,TOWM; hellinahandcart
"or perhaps she regrets she didn't use a fish to beat the man"

The Fish Slapping Dance

18 posted on 06/03/2004 11:47:27 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK))
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To: Boxsford
Then the headline would read....

WOMAN BEATS OFF ASSAILANT WITH FISH

45 posted on 06/03/2004 12:20:57 PM PDT by USVet6792Retired (An Armed Society is a Polite Society)
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