Did you know that you can kill an otherwise healthy rat by shaving all its fur off, soaking it overnight in used motor oil, starving it for 2 weeks while it grows tumors on the burned, exposed skin blisters and then dissecting it while still writhing desperately to avoid the dull scalpel?
This report is part of the vast leftwing conspiracy to trick us Conservatives into giving up our net use and computer networking. Somehow, Bush has to be to blame for this. [BTW, ever heard of 'Charles River Rats'?]