[Hegewisch Dupa]

You wanna lose 15 pounds? Take of the breastplate.

[Xenalyte]

Did that before I got on the scale. And the damn boots too.

Y'all should watch a woman at a weigh-in sometime. We're hilarious. We remove every single thing on our bodies that could weigh even a fraction of an ounce - hair accessories, earrings, name it. I have a friend (admittedly extreme in this regard) who scrubs the makeup off her face before meeting the scale.