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To: Eurotwit
If only we a hunting season on liberals, the proceeds would be enough to repair our infrastructure, restore constitutional government and pay off the national debt.

Unfortunately, there is no use whatsoever for liberal harvesting. Actually, it's a negative value because they are toxic and -- like radioactive waste -- must be disposed of in a way that doesn't endanger future generations.

8 posted on 06/10/2004 3:43:38 AM PDT by T'wit (Of course she's a witch. She can make lamps and ashtrays fly through the air, can't she?)
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To: T'wit

Not quite. A mounted and stuffed liberal can be quite tastefully used in interior decoration, for example, or as Christmas tree ornaments (just hang them there). Good taxidermy is not cheap, but there might be a business opportunity in it. Besides, just imagine how much money could be collected from hunting/trapping permits!


11 posted on 06/10/2004 3:51:39 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: T'wit
If only we a hunting season on liberals, the proceeds would be enough to repair our infrastructure, restore constitutional government and pay off the national debt.

SHHH!

That executive order won't be signed until after the election.

Unfortunately, there is no use whatsoever for liberal harvesting. Actually, it's a negative value because they are toxic and -- like radioactive waste -- must be disposed of in a way that doesn't endanger future generations.

You must have missed that thread yesterday which discussed a new process of turning offal into light crude.

38 posted on 06/10/2004 3:09:16 PM PDT by Freebird Forever
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LOL!


41 posted on 10/02/2004 3:24:10 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Proud rabbit hater and killer)
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