Surely there are enough golf-playing homosexuals in southern California to buy their own golf course where no one denies them anything, no one makes slurs, no one is ever unhappy and everyone shoots under par every day.
"...no one is ever unhappy and everyone shoots under par every day."
I think there is one like that at Lake Woebegon.
Waaaaaa I wanna join PETA and have a bar-b-Que. fundraiser but they won’t let me. Waaaaaaaaa