[longshadow]

obligatory FTL Limerick-like placemarker:

"There once was a man named Dwight
who could travel faster than light.
He went one day
in a 'relative' way,
and came back the previous night!"

[Physicist]

There once was a fencer named Fiske
Whose thrust was exceedingly brisk
So quick was his action
Fitzgerald contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disc!

[RightWingAtheist]

Have you ever heard the classic 'The Wreck of The Lorentz Fitzgerald' by Gordon FTLightfoot?