I think Madeline Notsobright is correct. We have Bin Laden stashed away and will bring him out in October.
I know this as fact. I saw him walking a dog in Central Park yesterday. Even had a pooper scooper with him.
I said "Yo BinBo. What's the haps blood?" He looked at me and under his breath said, "shhhhhhh I am hiding."
That sums it up. NY Times. October 22, 2004 headline.
BUSH ALLOWS BIN LADEN TO ESCAPE
Smart move. If the Pubbies spring OBL too soon, he'd likely end up as Kerry's running mate.