Johnny Cochran to Bill Clinton. If thats your stain, then you must explain.
Bill and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved? The Nation.
Bill Clinton when asked to compare Monica Lewinsky to Paula Jones. Clinton said, close but no cigar.
Did you hear, Monica Lewinsky was in a car accident. She blew a tire.
What is Bill Clinton's and Gary Condit's worst nightmare? An intern with braces.
Why did Bill Clinton quit the Saxaphone? So he could play the Harmonica.
What did Clinton say the night the Lewinsky story broke? What a bad trip.
Clinton has decided to recruit interns from only 4 colleges. Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham young.
Whats the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton?
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and Clinton doesn't know the difference.