Posted on 06/21/2004 8:35:34 PM PDT by doug from upland
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Got 10 million to write crap that I have called MY LIFE
After all, that's become the great Slick Willy way
I'll admit that I cheated a few times on my wife
Then I'll go and collect my big paycheck today
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
If you don't go and buy it then Knopf will be so screwed
I'm afraid that they're looking at their bankruptcy
They are hoping and praying the printing is renewed
But I don't give a damn, it won't be harming me
(La, la)...I played it brilliantly to talk about the vast right wing
I made that up while stoned and they could not do a thing
The Kool-Aid worked...my loser jerks
They're so dumb it's shocking...they need mocking
I got quite used to sleeping each night with some strange stuff
Let the record show most of it voluntary
But if sometimes they said no, then it could get real rough
There's no woman alive who would be stopping me
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
One reporter I know will have his kneepads ready
"What's the frequency, Kenneth" is coming to mind
He'll pretend to ask questions that really are heady
Clueless Dan, with both hands, can't find his own behind
(La, la)...I played it brilliantly to talk about the vast right wing
I made that up while stoned and they could not do a thing
The Kool-Aid worked...my loser jerks
They're so dumb it's shocking...they need mocking
If you don't go and buy it then Knopf will be so screwed
They'll be looking at their bankruptcy
They are hoping and praying the printing is renewed
But I don't give a damn, it won't be harming me
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
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Ha! Instant classic, doug!
Ping
Outstanding!!!
Thanks!
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