[dead]

"He’s right, you know. Maybe."

[timpad]

"He’s right, you know. Maybe."

Please tell me that photo has been altered. Please tell me that Kerry's right eye is not really one full inch higher on his head than his left eye and a half-inch further out from his nose.

Otherwise, it's obvious to me that dude is actually some half-completed, 1st Generation droid that the DNC is running as a placeholder for the Junior Senator From New York^TM

^{It would explain the distance from humanity and inability to think on it's feet, though. Hmm...}