Q: Why did the Navy create the Marine Corps?
A: So they would have someone to dance with!
And everyone knows what the flap on the front of dress blues are for....
An Army guy stops at a bar outside Camp Lejeune. Next to him is a Marine Drill Sgt. He gives the guy a nudge, "Hey, wanna hear a joke about Marines?"
The Drill Instructor looks at him and says"See that woman at the end of the bar? She is 220 lbs and a Marine. See that
guy on your left, in the pink shirt down there? He's 200lbs and a Marine.
"Well soldier? Still want to tell us the joke?
"Nah! I don't want to explain the punchline three times!