While in Germany in the 1980's we had an MP company for physical security. They had a dog platoon with around 20 - 30 sentry and patrol dogs. One of the handlers had trained one of the dogs to roll over on her back with rear legs apart at the command "how do WACs make rank?" Probably very un politically correct in the Army of One.
We won't let em kick some............................
We won't let em come home to get some................
And we're suprised that they are getting some ?......
Stay safe !