[Threepwood]

Eh. I'm not surprised. Everyone on the internet seems to a jet-setting, underwear model, captain of industry with a bunch of commando skills.

Reality is something else altogether.

[Lijahsbubbe]

I never said I had commando skills.

[hole_n_one]

Everyone on the internet seems to a jet-setting, underwear model, captain of industry with a bunch of commando skills

It looks like the attempt I made at toning down the content of my FR homepage went for naught.

[Chad Fairbanks]

I never claimed to be an underwear model. I don't wear any...

[Junior]

Actually, I'm a semi-supernatural, dimension-hopping adventurer who seems to have gotten stuck in this dead-end section of the multiverse. If I ever catch that damned truck driver who dropped me off here, I'll throttle him.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Everyone on the internet seems to a jet-setting, underwear model, captain of industry with a bunch of commando skills.

Time to come clean.

I'm a typing cat. My hobbies are naps, sticking my head inside shoes, naps, eating, naps, chasing little red dots, naps, coughing up hair balls, naps, jumping on sleeping humans, naps, trying to trip the human slave and Freeping.

I also take naps.

[paulat]

"Eh. I'm not surprised. Everyone on the internet seems to a jet-setting, underwear model, captain of industry with a bunch of commando skills.

Reality is something else altogether."


You forgot "gourmet cook." I'm a gourmet cook, too....