Listen to me. I did not eat one stick of that salami when I was down in that rat hole hiding from the Bush infidels.
Zaydoon al-Kafaji, 56, and other patrons of the Karadat Maryam coffee shop watch as former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein appears on satelite television at a courtroom hearing in Baghdad, Iraq Thursday, July 1, 2004.(AP Photo/Hadi Mizban)