Hey I was about to ask you if you need an escort- I mean female companion ;-)
Female companion? Hmm... Do you like football and/or know when to keep your yap shut during the game? Oh, wait... I'm going to Tahiti, I won't be watching football anymore....
Do you like to fish?
I'm never late. If I am meeting someone at 8pm I'll be there ay 7.59pm. I also know the wonders of water and bodywash, as well as the importance of the subtly of any cologne worn. Moreover, I know the difference between a 40 ounce and fine bourbon.
(Sheepish grin).