If my wife looked like that,her sex toy budget would be unlimited.
With an attitude like yours I'm sure she'd be grateful for that too.
I don't consider myself very puritan, but I honestly can't imagine attending a function like this. The worst thing I've ever been invited to was one of those "memories" workshops where women waste time adding tacky flourishes and sayings to their family photo albums.
I was going to ask you "Which one?" But then I took a second look at the photo and realized it doesn't matter.
If my wife looked like that...she could have all the toys she wanted - if she would live in another state & stay away from me!
I'll never again see a fat librarian smiling without wondering...
EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
If those girls want better sex they should try making themselves more attractive. They all look like they could lose some weight.
You hit the nail right on the head with that one...