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Homosexuals fired up over 'Gay Fuel'
WorldNetDaily ^ | July 5, 2004

Posted on 07/05/2004 12:16:43 AM PDT by scripter

When the company behind the New Gay Fuel energy drink started marketing its product, many believed it must be a joke, a parody, an urban legend.

But it's not.

Gay Fuel is a mixture of red currant juice, B vitamins, and a secret blend of sexual stimulant herbs – though the ingredients are listed as water, sugar, acidifying agent, citric acid, taurine, elderberry juice from concentrate, flavors, antioxidant: ascorbic acid, caffeine, carbon dioxide, guarana extract, lapacho extract, marapuama extract, damiana extract, ginseng, vitamins, niacin, pantothenic acid, vitamin B and vitamin B12. The can is an opalescent white and the drink itself is a bright pink.

Somewhere between 5 percent and 10 percent of profits from Gay Fuel go to what are described as "lesbian-gay-bisexual-transsexual charities."

Most of Gay Fuel's marketing efforts have been in the sponsorship of "gay pride" events and parties including Detroit's Motor Ball and homosexual film festivals in New York, Provincetown and San Francisco, Disney Gay Days in Orlando, and Christopher Street West L.A. Pride.

The promoters of the product say it will get you "fired up," presumably for better and longer sexual performance. They say the beverage contains "Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system."

The taste has been described as a cross between a Cosmo and a Red Bull.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: fuel; gay; homosexual; homosexualagenda; sodomitesoda
Sigh.
1 posted on 07/05/2004 12:16:43 AM PDT by scripter
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To: little jeremiah

Ping


2 posted on 07/05/2004 12:17:07 AM PDT by scripter (Thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
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To: *Homosexual Agenda; EdReform; scripter; GrandMoM; backhoe; Yehuda; Clint N. Suhks; saradippity; ...

Homosexual Agenda Ping. Yuck. That's it for tonight. (And tomorrow - day off!)

This is a do-it-yourself comments thread.

Anyone whose identity and feeling of self-worth is centered on how they achieve sexual gratification, (and the methods are perverted, unhealthy, unnatural and immoral) is, by definition, mentally ill.

Let me know if anyone wants on/off this pinglist.


3 posted on 07/05/2004 12:20:53 AM PDT by little jeremiah (http://www.mikegabbard.com - a REAL conservative running for Congress!)
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To: scripter
"the beverage contains "Brazilian rainforest herbs"

Gays support deforestation of the Amazon?

4 posted on 07/05/2004 12:21:00 AM PDT by endthematrix (To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
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To: scripter
The promoters of the product say it will get you "fired up," presumably for better and longer sexual performance.

I hope that doesn't encourage even more sexual promiscuity.

They say the beverage contains "Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system."

And this is the sad part, or more of the sad part. Homosexuals need to protect their immune system... why not stop the behavior that results in the immune system breaking down.

5 posted on 07/05/2004 12:23:18 AM PDT by scripter (Thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
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To: little jeremiah
That's it for tonight. (And tomorrow - day off!)

I'll be busy tearing down some fences and doing general cleanup tomorrow. I'll do some pinging as time allows.

6 posted on 07/05/2004 12:25:02 AM PDT by scripter (Thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
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To: scripter

Thanks! I'll collect some nice ocean stones for you.


7 posted on 07/05/2004 12:26:38 AM PDT by little jeremiah (http://www.mikegabbard.com - a REAL conservative running for Congress!)
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To: little jeremiah

Enjoy your day off. I'll be gone all of next weekend, starting Friday afternoon. I'll be breaking the boat in for the first time this year, water skiing, making the kids go air born behind the boat, etc.


8 posted on 07/05/2004 12:29:52 AM PDT by scripter (Thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
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To: endthematrix
Gays support deforestation of the Amazon?

Perhaps some. Unfortunately, for the homosexual radicals it's all about three things: sex, sex and sex.

9 posted on 07/05/2004 12:34:58 AM PDT by scripter (Thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
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To: scripter

I heard Runner Up candidate for the new product's name was 'Man Juice'.


10 posted on 07/05/2004 1:23:22 AM PDT by sumocide
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To: scripter

I thought wine coolers were gay fuel...


11 posted on 07/05/2004 1:23:40 AM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Send Senator Lurch back to the graveyard this November. It's for the children.)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

I wonder what shape the cans are? Are they more conducive to "drinking" the gay juice or "sucking" the gay juice out? Are there uses for the can after it is empty?


12 posted on 07/05/2004 1:49:38 AM PDT by JSteff
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To: scripter

(In my best 'Church Lady' voice): Isn't that special!?


13 posted on 07/05/2004 2:01:23 AM PDT by Az. Mike
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To: JSteff

Gawd! That's an ugly visual! LOL


14 posted on 07/05/2004 2:02:48 AM PDT by Az. Mike
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To: scripter
"Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system."

After a dedicated night enjoying the former the latter soon begins to go away.

15 posted on 07/05/2004 2:12:54 AM PDT by Tredge
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To: scripter

I always thought that "gay fuel" was semen!


16 posted on 07/05/2004 2:48:49 AM PDT by jslade (People who are easily offended, OFFEND ME!)
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To: JSteff
I don't know about alternate uses for the cans, but for a limited time only every can somes with a gerbil taped to the side.

What up wit dat?!?!

17 posted on 07/05/2004 2:51:21 AM PDT by The Duke
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To: scripter

So do they drink it or do they... No, I don't want to know how it is administered.


18 posted on 07/05/2004 4:29:03 AM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (Lurking since 1997!)
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To: scripter

Fine. The last thing these sex-obsessed horndogs need is something to encourage them in their promiscuity.


19 posted on 07/05/2004 6:11:41 AM PDT by Capriole (DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE. FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY.)
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To: scripter
"promoters say it will get you fired up"

Doubtful, but hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Samples all around?

20 posted on 07/05/2004 6:20:17 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: scripter
GAY FUEL

Who they are....

Ceo, Robert Snyder

MOMA Synder

Coo, Robert Snyder

You may feel gay while listening
to their music on the website.

21 posted on 07/05/2004 6:41:31 AM PDT by Major_Risktaker (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: scripter
Since I'm sure only gays will be caught drinking this product, 2% of the population is a real small market share to make a profit.
22 posted on 07/05/2004 6:46:44 AM PDT by JZoback ("There's a pony in here somewhere")
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Since I'm sure only gays will be caught drinking this product, 2% of the population is a real small market share to make a profit.

My first thought going after a 2% portion of the market isn't that smart.

They just turned off 98% of their potential customer base and insured no nationwide distribution. Can you imagine, for example, this being available in gas stations or vending machines or even your local supermarket? It will be mail order only or sold in "adult" stores.

Actually their market share is smaller then that as there are a number of homosexuals who do not define themselves solely by their sexuality (although you would never know it to listen to some groups) and so would be turned off by this and even more who would not buy or drink it because they would not want to turn other people off.

It is meant to "make a statement", it did, the statement is "We are idiots"

23 posted on 07/05/2004 7:05:04 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Become a monthly donor! Viking Kittens do not live by troll alone.)
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To: scripter

Dr. Pecker?

7 Up?


24 posted on 07/05/2004 7:26:27 AM PDT by Solamente
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Actually their market share is smaller then that as there are a number of homosexuals who do not define themselves solely by their sexuality

Their market share is even smaller than just broken out by sexuality.

The market share for energy drinks are primarily sports minded and people who drink at bars (young people), it's used as a mixer. I was at one time in the soft drink business, so I am very familiar with the production costs and market costs of the energy segment. I hope the guy has lots of money, he's going to need it. Better he blow his money on "gay drinks" then give it to a liberal politician.

The only way for them to be successful is to stay in a local market where they can grab a share of the revenue dollars and grow that business.

25 posted on 07/05/2004 7:29:59 AM PDT by JZoback ("There's a pony in here somewhere")
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To: endthematrix

Yeah, I wanna know why PETA and gays aren't in mortal combat as well for using animals for aids research. What we need is to pit Greenpeace and PETA against the gay agenda, and watch the fireworks.


26 posted on 07/05/2004 7:48:06 AM PDT by AmericanChef
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To: scripter
Where do they put the nozzle?

Oh, wait, never mind.

27 posted on 07/05/2004 7:51:48 AM PDT by AmishDude
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To: scripter; little jeremiah

The real name of this drink, is "GAY FOOL" drink!

98% of those who drink it will be dead in about a decade.


28 posted on 07/05/2004 8:33:11 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Salute the 4th, Free Republic, and Jim Rob, become a monthly donor to Free Republic!)
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To: scripter
The can is an opalescent white and the drink itself is a bright pink.

This is obviously bassackwards. Bad marketing.

29 posted on 07/05/2004 11:13:47 AM PDT by jordan8
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To: The Duke

Now for a horrible visual.....

Hopefully not pre-tested.


30 posted on 07/07/2004 6:53:07 PM PDT by JSteff
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