He Said It! (John Edwards' Southern Appeal)

Republican National Committee ^ | July 6, 2004

[RWR8189]

JOHN KERRY TO SENIOR AIDE DAVID WADE: "Edwards says he's the only one who can win states in the South ... He can't win his own state." (Adam Nagourney, “For Kerry And Edwards, Sharp Exchanges Reflect A Crucial Day Of Voting,” The New York Times, 2/3/04)

 

[Arrowhead1952]

George W. Bush, "Dick Cheney can be president", July 7, 2004.

Any other questions from the john/john ticket?

[cake_crumb]

"Q: If I could try another Edwards question. He's being described today as charming, engaging, a nimble campaigner, a populist, and even sexy. How does he stack up against Dick Cheney?"

"THE PRESIDENT: Dick Cheney can be President. Next."

[Wneighbor]

I'm southern. He can't get my vote!

[johnb838]

Remember him pointing at his mouth? "Yew see thi-is? Do yew? They cain't tahk lahk thee-is."

[N. Theknow]

The Dream Ticket

Lurch Kerry

And

Richie Rich Edwards

[ArmyBratproud]

That about says it all, now doesn't it...

[HenryLeeII]

I'm southern. He can't get my vote!

Heck, Lurch beat Breck Boy in Virginia and Tennessee during the primaries, and President Bush took both of those states in a real election without a war going on! Lurch better get used to being captioned as "former presidential candidate" and "French-looking former lapdog of the Queen of Mozambique" since he ain't gonna be Commander-in-Chief!

[beyond the sea]

Richie Rich Edwards

John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.

[RipSawyer]

"John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants."


I prefer to think of him as Slick Willy with his own children, an identifiable father, and without Hitlery,you gotta admit all that makes him quite a step up for the Democrats.